Happy Everything You Think Is Wrong Day at the Haberdashery Cryptid Preserve!

Here at the Haberdashery Cryptid Preserve, we pride ourselves on celebrating the unusual, the unexplained, and the downright bizarre. So, what better day to celebrate than Everything You Think Is Wrong Day?

On this day, we throw open our doors (and cages... responsibly, of course) and encourage you to embrace the weirdness! After all, throughout history, many things we now consider true were once considered fantastical or even heretical. Did you know that the idea that the Earth revolved around the sun was once a dangerous belief? Or that the existence of continents beyond Europe and Asia was scoffed at for centuries?

The world is full of wonder and mystery, and sometimes the things that seem the most outlandish turn out to be true. Take our resident Jackalope, Jax for instance. Jax might look like a mythical mashup of rabbit and deer, but here he is, living proof that sometimes the creatures of legend walk (or hop) among us.

So, today, we invite you to challenge your assumptions and explore the unknown. Maybe those strange lights in the sky really are UFOs. Perhaps Bigfoot is just a very shy fellow with a penchant for the Pacific Northwest. The point is, don't be afraid to question what you think you know.

Here at the Haberdashery Cryptid Preserve, we're all about celebrating the strange and unusual. After all, you never know what you might discover!

Activities for Everything You Think Is Wrong Day:

• Jackalope Races: Watch Jax and his friends compete in a thrilling race around the preserve!

• Cryptozoology 101: Learn about the fascinating world of cryptid hunting from our resident expert, Dr. Bartholomew Bartholomew.

• Make Your Own Mythical Creature: Unleash your creativity and design your own cryptid! The wackier, the better!

• Everything You Think Is Wrong Scavenger Hunt: Search the preserve for clues that challenge common misconceptions.

Join us for a day of fun, exploration, and celebrating the extraordinary! Everything You Think Is Wrong Day is the perfect opportunity to open your mind and embrace the mystery of the unknown.