Let Loose the Limerick! Celebrate Bad Poetry Day at the Haberdashery Cryptid Preserve

Every year on august 18, the world unites in a celebration of the intentionally awful, the toe-curlingly terrible, and the downright dreadful –  Bad Poetry Day! Here at the Haberdashery Cryptid Preserve, we believe that even the most monstrous creatures deserve a good chuckle, and what better way to induce giggles than with some truly terrible verse?

What is Bad Poetry Day?

Bad Poetry Day is a global holiday dedicated to the appreciation of awful verse. It's a day to dust off those cringe-worthy limericks you wrote in grade school, dredge up the most melodramatic sonnets you can muster, and unleash your inner bard – without worrying about meter, rhyme, or any semblance of good taste.

Why Celebrate Bad Poetry Day at the Haberdashery Cryptid Preserve?

Here at the Haberdashery Cryptid Preserve, we're all about celebrating the strange and unusual. And let's face it, bad poetry is about as strange as it gets! Plus, who knows? Maybe some of our resident cryptids will be inspired to unleash their own terrible verses.

Imagine the Jersey Devil, perched on a bough, bellowing out a nonsensical ballad about lost socks and forgotten umbrellas. Or perhaps the Loch Ness Monster will surface from the depths, declaiming a limerick about a lovesick catfish.

The possibilities are endless, and the results will undoubtedly be hilariously awful. So come one, come all, and join us at the Haberdashery Cryptid Preserve for a Bad Poetry Day celebration that's sure to be a howl!