Happy Hamburger Day from the Haberdashery Cryptid Preserve!

Today, we celebrate the delicious hamburger, a food enjoyed by people around the world. But have you ever wondered what our resident cryptids might enjoy on a hot summer day?

Legend has it that the Mothman of Point Pleasant, West Virginia, has a particular fondness for hamburgers.  Eyewitness accounts describe the Mothman as having a wingspan of up to 10 feet and glowing red eyes.  While the Mothman's diet is unknown, some speculate that it might be attracted to the light from grills, drawn in by the prospect of a juicy hamburger.

Of course, this is all just speculation.  The Mothman remains a mysterious creature, and its true habits are unknown.  But one thing is for sure: hamburgers are a delicious and iconic food that can be enjoyed by humans and cryptids alike.

So, the next time you fire up the grill, be sure to make an extra patty for your favorite cryptid friend (if you happen to have one).  And from all of us at the Haberdashery Cryptid Preserve, have a safe and happy Hamburger Day!